I'm glad that My Adventures with Superman is having fun and gave us a magical girl-esk transformation sequence.
But it does make me think of the nearly 30 second transformation sequence we got with Green lantern in Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) That was just was just not magical girl-esk, but full magical girl transformation.
omg he is literally a sailor scout
Fellas
LMFAO thank god
If your satire is so on point you get seen as the bigots you mocked, is it incredible satire or bad satire? 🤔😅
anarchistmemecollective
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic
i know i made the original post but come on man
Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet
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“Nobody:
Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”
Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.
Ten questions to ask a friend who just read your novel
Here are ten questions to ask that will not put your friend in a tough spot, but will still give you some useful input on your novel:
1. At what point did you feel like “Ah, now the story has really begun!” 2. What were the points where you found yourself skimming? 3. Which setting in the book was clearest to you as you were reading it? Which do you remember the best? 4. Which character would you most like to meet and get to know? 5. What was the most suspenseful moment in the book? 6. If you had to pick one character to get rid of, who would you axe? 7. Was there a situation in the novel that reminded you of something in your own life? 8. Where did you stop reading, the first time you cracked open the manuscript? (Can show you where your first dull part is, and help you fix your pacing.) 9. What was the last book you read, before this? And what did you think of it? (This can put their comments in context in surprising ways, when you find out what their general interests are. It might surprise you.) 10. Finish this sentence: “I kept reading because…”
Your friend is probably still going to tell you, “It was good!” However, if you can ask any specific questions, and read between the lines, you can still get some helpful information out of even the most well-meaning reader.
Source: Examiner
This is really useful advice, especially if the person you’ve shared your story with hasn’t had much/any experience critiquing.
It does a great job of asking for a balance of both positive and negative feedback in a way that’s comfortable for both the author and reader.
Ooh, these are excellent, and I have a hell of a time coming up with good questions to get more than a cycle of “I liked it!” “Great, what did you like about it?” “…It was good?”
Sorry for being a Luddite but we need to do away with touch screen dashboards with a trillion menu options in cars. Bring back the physical buttons.
I still have the physical buttons and I can adjust everything in my car by feel without looking away from the road. Am not looking forward to the day when I have to replace this car.
NOT MY ASTARION BRAIN ROT CONTINUING CUS LIKE i just got the scene where he literally says he misses seeing his face and that like he wishes he knew what he looked like and i??? WANTED SO BADLY FOR IT TO BE AN OPTION TO DRAW HIM
WAIT U ACCEPT PROMPTS!?!?!?!?! I WANT DANNY CALLING CLOCKWORK DAD WHILE HE IS TIRED (THIS IS THE 1ST TIME ANYONE EVER CALLING CLOCKWORK DAD) u can get to this whenever u want lol I don't mind! (UuU)
I do accept prompts! I just might also, you know, leave them in my inbox for years. You know how it is.
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He doubted anyone would believe him, but Clockwork did not, in fact, plan for this. If anything, he'd expected to never see this version of Danny Fenton again after he'd reset the timeline that first time. Yet, here he was, napping on Clockwork's couch. His couch which, incidentally, Clockwork had only acquired because otherwise Danny would nap on bookshelves, gears, time-screens, and, harrowingly, pendulums.
Actually Clockwork had wound up with a lot of human things that he never used but Danny did. Maybe, with all the time Danny spent sleeping here, Clockwork should invest in a bed.
But, regardless, Danny was here, unpredictable, asleep, and about to miss his curfew if he didn't start home in the next five minutes. Clockwork wasn't going to rewind or slow time for something like this. Even if he was researching healthy, shelf-stable snacks for human teenagers, so he could keep a few on hand.
He shook Danny's shoulder slightly. "Danny," he said, "you need to wake up. You'll be late."
Danny groaned. "Just five more minutes, Dad."
Clockwork, who had been about to say, no, he couldn't have five more minutes, froze. Intellectually, he knew that Danny didn't mean to call him 'Dad's at all, that this couldn't even be classified as a Freudian slip, considering his sleeping state.
However… no one had ever called him Dad before. Not even by mistake.
He stepped away, adjusting the controls on his staff. Maybe, just this once, he could give Danny those five more minutes.
According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
sheds a single tear
every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years
I regret to inform everyone that @catchaspark’s reblog was made in 2017 and that Taking the Hobbits to Isengard was actually published 17 years ago, not 12 years ago.
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18 years! Happy Taking The Hobbits to Isengard day!
DP X DC Like Father Like Son
Danny and Tim had been dating for a year or so now, and after having moved in together Tim loves his boyfriend to bits with one singular complaint.
He never remembers to use the fucking door.
See, Danny had never been particularly shy about his meta status, he'd been taking his little 'shortcuts' through walls for long before Tim had met him. Tim knew he saw the laws of physics as somewhat optional, but he just couldn't understand how someone who had grown up till their teenage years a completely average human could so often have reality slip his mind.
So when he goes over to the Fenton family home for Thanksgiving week and sees his boyfriend's father absentmindedly kool-aid man his way through the public library's exterior wall, Danny's behavior suddenly started to make a lot more sense.
The only reason it wasn't done earlier is because jazz has physically fought her urge to simply go through the door.
Now I'm imagine younger stick like jazz just going straight through the wall, somehow breaking it, cleaning up the mess, and deciding it had and will never happen ever again...
Unfortunately, someone got photographic evidence of "Jazz's first wall-bust," and now it will never be removed from the family album. This story will be told.
It isn't until years after the event that Jazz learns that most other people don't have the ability to bust through walls. She had been assuming it was just one of those things people don't do, like leaving the house without pants.
The only person outside the Fenton line who can relate to the embarrassment she felt is Superman.
For some reason the funniest thought came to my mind that every Fenton when going through a wall has the urge to shout “OH YEAH” but Jazz is the only one that can’t control herself so she’s become so disciplined in not going through walls because of that, perhaps doesn’t know that the urge is part of the Fenton gene because no one else says it and just feels embarrassed enough to go “never again”
At some point Jazz has to rescue someone. She bursts through the wall holding a Fenton Bazooka.
She reflexively shouts "Oh Yeah!" Blushes like a tomato, and then immediately KOs every thug in the room in desperate hopes of disrupting the short-term to long-term memory conversion process.
She tells whoever she rescued not to tell anyone. If it's not a fellow Fenton, they assume she's hiding her combat prowess.
Robin and Steve are always playing Marco Polo to find the other. Legit Steve at the top of the stairs yelling Polo like it’s normal at the Wheeler house and Robin stopping mid-convo to yell back Marco and then resumes the convo like it’s normal. I just find it both sad and cute that they are always keeping a look out for the other.
trying to de-ab gale and astarion because i refuse to believe they'd actually look like that. Also it just looks better (<- humble opinion). astarion's is a little rougher because i've only edited the normal and not the. whatever the hell the other two are like I've started doing with gale (the way this game handles textures confuses me) But if anyone wants it i probably will upload this as a mod in a little while
alright here it is! hopefully everything works ok 👍
Ghost Twins: Lost in Gotham
A/N: I finally got my copy of AGIT and it sparked this prompt idea, I might continue on...
"Of all the times why were we thrown into a different dimension…"
"I am not happy about this either, twerp."
Danny gave his body double a scorching glare. Dan only shrugged as he leaned back into the park bench, hiding a chuckle. Even if the situation was dire, it was kind of funny too. Good things had changed so much since he got a human body. Danny had become more of a brother to him than his nemesis or time original, especially since Danny had gotten the crown and was trying to smooth things over for ghosts and humans. Plus he finally understood why Jazz like to tease them so much as her younger siblings. He got to tease his time original / cousin / 'younger' brother now too, well he did see himself as the older one when they could technically pass as twins.
"We are stuck looking like this! Our powers don't work and I can't open a portal, Dan!"
"And what do you want me to do about it? Clockwork is not responding to either of us."
Dan studied Danny who was still pacing in knee-high snow, then looked down at his hand which was smaller than he remembered. He tried reaching out to his ghost powers but nothing responded. From the corner of his eyes, he noticed Danny stopping his pacing and looking back at Dan, his voice soft from resignation.
"What is the last thing you remember?"
"It's... nothing." I don't remember what I did last. Why do you ask?"
"It's the same for me. We are stranded for some unknown reason in an entirely different Dimension in six-year-old bodies, with no clue or solution to get home and our ghost powers being all wonky as shit! And clockwork won't react to us yelling his name into the snowstorm we are currently in! At least we are cold-resistant!"
Danny resumed pacing in the snow, kicking random little snow hills he was making with his pacing as he ranted. Dan was watching him from the park bench with a scowl of his own. Both had found themself waking up to each other in a pile of snow in a park that was located in a city they had no idea about, the only thing they had was a green sticky note with the words 'Code Bat: Different Dimension'.
That led to Danny yelling for clockwork into the starting snowstorm. They knew their powers weren't completely gone. Wherever they were they were in a place with a lot of ambient ectoplasm.
"We should look for a way out of the snow twerp. Even with cold resistance, we should stay out here." Dan huffed as he tried to make out the buildings around them outside of the park, Danny instantly stopped pacing tilting his head.
"Where should-"
Both boys yelled in absolute horror as they suddenly got picked up and were carried like a sack of potatoes under the arms of strange guys. Instincts kicked in and the two instantly fought back but the guys carrying them didn't appear to be bothered.
The wind whisked past their ears making hearing anything difficult until they finally got put down next to each other. Instantly Dan took half a step before Danny, glaring at the ones that abducted them from a park. "Who the fuck are you, guys?!"
"Language kid. And I should be asking what the fuck you little kids were doing out in the middle of the worst Snowstorm Gotham had in a long time?" The guy in a red helmet said towering over them with crossed arms. "I know you street rats are smarter than staying out in the open like this. Don't you kids have a shelter?"
Street Rats? Okay, so what if their clothes looked a little ratty? Hold a second. Danny and Dan looked at each other briefly as if for the first time noticing how worn the clothes they had looked compared to what they were used to wearing. Great so not only were they in twin six-year-old bodies but also wearing such worn-out clothes that people saw them as street rats.
"None of your fucking business." Dan retorted, the fun of the situation now gone and anger and frustration settling in as he glared at their abductors. Danny on the other hand tilted his head miming the confused child as he stared up at them.
"We got lost."
"You got lost?" The other guy in blue with a mask asked them unbelieving and Danny only nodded.
"Yup, we got lost."
Dan watched how the two adults playing dress up exchanged glances. He peaked back at Danny and then back at them. Before making a probably short-sighted decision.
"Fuck this!" He said out loud and grabbed his twin's hand. Once more he reached for his ghost core and powers, internally yelling at it to get a response. And it worked, sort of.
He felt intangibility wash over them so he attempted to escape by phasing him and Danny through the ground only… to get halfway stuck as the old on his ghostly powers got lost. Dan's eye twitched as he realized he was stuck in the ground up to his tights.
"Dan what the fuck?!" Danny who was now stuck knee-deep into the floor yelled.
"I was at least attempting to escape!"
"We are stuck now! This is even worse! You could have just let me talk our way out of this!"
"Oh hell no. I remember the others saying often enough that you should not do the talking!"
"Phasing us through the floor is not better at all! Our powers are wonky or did you forget that?!"
While the twin boy's where fighting Nightwing and Red Hood exchanged worried glances.
"Hood…"
"Yea… Probably Meta Twins on the run."
"I will contact the others."
They call Duke out, sure he was awake but he didn’t want to go back out into the cold. At least until his brothers told him about the twin meta kids who were having trouble with their powers and were stuck. That got him into gear and into his gear, what’s the point of being a meta hero if he can’t be there for kids like he wishes someone was there for him.
Dc x DP: Vague Threats
Danny Fenton gets a full ride to Gotham University, thanks to the Wayne Foundation. He won the scholarship after submitting his research on purple-back gorillas, seeing as the zoo incident had led to him wanting to study zoology after being a astronaut was out.
He was surprised that Gotham University had one of the best programs in zoology in the whole country, but that may be due to Bruce Wayne funding the whole department because his youngest loves animals.
In any case, he is expected to participate in specific requirements to keep his scholarship. Things like community service hours, GPA averages, and attendance to Wayne Galas.
Danny literally out here trying to give the appreciation he always wanted and the care he didn't get, while Batfam is having a stroke cause they can't take a nice thing at face value. Makes it even better if Danny becomes the background civilian that's just constantly in the worst situations with only his Fenton luck to blame, and they all just slowly wanna help/adopt him.
Things get worse after the Bats track Danny down and find him with Kirk Langstrom.
The Bats immediately think Danny is trying to become the next Man-Bat (Danny is actually interviewing Dr. Langstrom for a college paper)
Their fears are not assuaged when Danny waves at them as he leaves Man-Bats lab/lair. (Danny- oh look those nice Bat people are patrolling the area, hi guys I hope you enjoyed your scented soaps)
Their fears are compounded when they discover his parents predilection to mad science and how far Danny is willing to go to get close to a specimen (what kind of kid gets in an enclosure with a 600 ton gorilla. Damian put your hand down)
The fact that Danny has close ties with an heiress who is one lab accident away from being an eco terrorist on par with Poison Ivy (achoo -getzuntight Sam)
As well as a hacker on numerous watch lists (achoo-Tucker too, I hope nothing is going around).
The Bats lose all doubts when they discover that Danny’s eldest sister is working at Arkham as a psychologist (the horror)
The Bats must now stop Daniel Fenton before it’s too late