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@haribosugarfreegummybear

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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

Sparkle on! It’s national spaghetti day. Don’t forget to be yourself! <3

I LOVE pranks that involve waiting to see how long someone takes to notice something but man do I not have the patience

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athetos

Pranked a roommate into thinking that at the end of the Blair Witch Project, the Blair witch turns to the camera, cackles, and goes “TIS I, THE BLAIR WITCH!!!” Spent weeks quoting that in a ridiculous voice and hyping the movie up until she finally agreed to watch it with me. When the credits rolled with no voice line she was furious and beat the fuck out of me with every stuffed animal and pillow on her bed.

the fact there’s a south park fandom that ships those little egg shaped racists like anime yaois makes me laugh but also really sad

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straycatj

ここは ミハリとひなたぼこが いっしょにできる ないすすぽっとなのです

Here's the nice spot where I can observe the garden and bask in the sun 🌞

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straycatj

白い父ちゃんのベッドに潜りたいけど隙間がなくて困る黒い息子

The black son who is bothering that there is no gap to enter into the white dad