why so yurious?

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[old /v/ delivery] Literally the funniest request I've taken from the thread. Anon, wherever you may be, thank you

I like how everyone's always like "Oh no, don't steal immortality from the gods, oh don't steal knowledge from the gods, wah wah don't steal golden fruits blah blah" and then I'm all like stealing from the gods like a bosssss. Whatevs man, I'll bring fire to the mortals, I don't give a shit, watch me.

Hey OP how do you feel about eagles?

I'm for 'em!

i need all the weird neo-puritans of tumblr and toktok and twitter to realize that people have been having fun casual sex for literally all of human existence and that’s a good thing

you think our ancestors weren’t making sexy eyes at each other over a mug of mead and fucking nasty behind the tavern??? you think cavepeople weren’t having fun animalistic sex??? pull your head out of your ass

the people of pompeii: *openly have brothels and dicks on the floors and picture sex menus*

2023 twitter user: people are only having casual sex because their brains are rotted by porn and capitali- what’s that? yes i was raised catholic why do you ask?

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We need to normalize hating women’s stupid boyfriends I’m so serious. The lost art of I hope jakey dies

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

Happy 11 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site