To be quite honest. I made this blog years and years ago because I needed a pick-me-up. Somewhere I could go to just reblog all the funny things I came across. Mainly because I was always so sad and depressed with how my life was going. Three years later, I own a house and my girlfriend is moving in with me in six short days. Now this place that has felt so empty is going to finally feel like a home. I really don't find myself needed this blog as an escape anymore. I'm finally happy, and I'm glad my life is where it's at.
Just one more month until she is with me. Just one month until everything I've worked so hard for comes together. Everyday I'm going to see her beautiful face when I wake up, and she will be the last thing I see as I head off to work every morning. Everything I've done has been for her, and everything I continue to do will be because of her. Love doesn't even begin to describe the incredible feelings I have towards this woman. If I live long enough, I'm going to have the next 70 years of my life with the most amazing woman on the planet. Everything is finally coming together... I'll never fully understand how we managed to make everything work, but it only shows how absolutely wonderful she is.


Wow.
Mom was slaying but the last post was the best!!!!
DOUCHE CANOE
The proctologist… I am cri

Moms took him out.
Regretting not asking for help in stores
Brandon Acker's review on Julia Penelope's placement of nouns for sexual and domestic abuse.



I’m not a cat guy, but…
shit he flying



