hunting time, or whatever, I just want to see them together anyway 😌
just a big man talkin' to a little man. (heavy is totally a big brother to scout) 979 followers!! yall are so precious to me and make my life less painfull :DD
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
Yeah it was pretty fun, just a lil messy, hang on let me just wash my hands real quick
Oh no
do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them
it was the morning after the big move (a/n idk where she moved too lol) and you swept your messy dark brown hair that was slightly wavy with sun kissed blonde streaks in it up into a messy bun and swiped mascara across your thick lashes that brought out your shining blue ocean colored orbs before throwing on the large frumpy sweatshirt that i had thrown on the floor the night before. i heard the doorbell ring from downstairs. “y/n!” your mom yelled “get down here quick!” “what is it mom?” i yelled back, she was so annoying sometimes. “your new owners are here,” she stated. “my- what?” you stammered, perfect pink lips opening in shock. “yes honey, how else do you think i was able to pay for this house and my alcohol addition? now open the door” you opened the door and saw them on the doorstep, one direction. they looked mostly bored but harry opened his arms and gave you a brilliant smile, his pearly white teeth glistening in the sun. “hey princess get your stuff.”
if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog
Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.
Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.
This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.
🌫️ horsecatz-deactivated
lmfao our medicine cat is like. Definitely carrying kits. Like we can all tell
🌄 Marigoldfur Follow
Imagine posting this publicly
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Common Thunderclan L
🧇 honeyloveSC Follow
Me when I'm so addicted to internet validation I get my medicine cat exiled
🌠 Juniperisawful Follow
Op didn't get their medicine cat exiled she made her choice oh my StarClan please think for like 10 seconds do you really think the leader found out by checking op's Tumblr? Really? Everyone could tell and it was a matter of time
🧇 honeyloverSC Follow
It was none of op's business they shouldn't have posted about it? Because it's none of their business? When did privacy go out the window with you cats -_-
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If you're a medicine cat you are a public figure and cats are allowed to comment on you lol
🧇 honeyloverSC Follow
Whatever you say, Frostsky of WindClan
🌄 Marigoldfur Follow
Why are you doxxing cats over other clan's business? 🤨 I'm sure your leader would love to hear about this.
🧇 honeyloverSC Follow
Lol. "My leader"
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I'm not a clan cat.
🌄 Marigoldfur Follow
Respectfully keep your muzzle out of it then lol
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Does anyone in this thread like catmint?
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yeah.
is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times
went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now
crave blood again
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior