how can you not love dwarves like so much. there's so much there to love. dwarves are the best why does everyone sleep on how much dwarves rule

Excella Amante (she/her), a triton mariner & gunner extraordinaire 🌺⚔️✨ D&D character design I did for @/driftavey on twt!

Solace of Solitude - J Edward Neill

Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

I never see elderly mers so I thought I would toss something out there.

Available on Inprnt!

[Image Description: A digital painting of two older black mer people kissing, their tails twined around each other. The mer to the left is a trans man with visible top surgery scars. He has short grey hair in an undercut and the tail of an epaulette shark (tan with black spots). The mer on the right is a fat woman with grey hair partially in cornrows and the tail of a mandarinfish (orange with turquoise patterns). Both wear a few bands of gold jewelry. /end ID]

Historical Mermay by Chloe’s arts

Tumblr: @chloezarts

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

hates me

— “Light & Darkness” by Laura Kneidl

Fun art challenge that @sheilkuroi gave us!! ^^ Had to create a character that matched a landscape photo we found! :D I had a ton of fun with this <3

Check out the other participants! @chikao-art @kaizuart @silent-songs

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

A friendship dynamic I find interesting is golden retriever x black cat. Love them as a ship, but it's also so special as a friendship.

Excited and happy friend who loves to bring fun and positivity into their friend's life. Grumpy and stoic friend who would never let anyone else damp down their bestie's fire.

Opposites attract in friendship too and I just think they're neat.

You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.

Hey @evilwizard, is this the guy who crashed your birthday party last year?

@thegnomishbastard finally found you motherfucker

Frodo and Sam from LotR as baby chicks 🐥🍃

Chinese hanfu.

Fantastic feature guys!

Fix this by turning "show upload progress" off in Account Settings 👍

Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

I went as hamlet for halloween and I thought it would be hilarious to change my name in the starbucks app to 'hamlet' for the day but then I started going to a new starbucks and I forgot to change my name and they all think my name is hamlet and they greet me with that every morning before work and I can't CHANGE IT I can't let them know the truth?? they'd be so disappointed in me

your bones are forfeit

The end of an era.