The only place where pie can pie and people flee.

other ppl have been sending me images of this all day 

they found the culprit and turned their cock back one hour

Look, I see lots of posts on here that say it's okay if you feel a little lost in your 20s. I'm feeling that rn. And I just wanna know how many people feel like me. This is more like an open poll in the sense that YOU decide what you think is to have "your life together". If it's studying, having kids or marrying, etc. YOU decide what's your definition of it. We're all in this together and I'm giving you all a big hug. 💫

kinda curious to see how results fall on here. I know a lot of these boxes are a bit constricting, most sober people I know irl have reasons more nuanced than these, but if one of them is mostly right then go ahead and pick it.

Not gonna lie, I was going to rip you to shreds until that last sentence. Good one!

New Yorkers stop to watch the “Seinfeld” finale in Times Square - May 14, 1998

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

THIS is what you call committing to the bit

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

Huge red flag when someone's bio doesn't include their street address, work hours, and the location of their spare key

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literally make yourself large nutritious meals, exercise, and masturbate

That is a SOUND!

all quiet in a western font

Happy Destiel day!

condescending online man day

i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

and so we celebrate another condescending online man day

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

im normal for like 3 months of the year but not consecutively