what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

person: who’s your favourite character from Big Hero 6?

me: Technician 1 and Technician 2.

person: what?

me: what?

*listens to Stressed Out in a desperate attempt to be less stressed out*

are you kidding, i love classical music. my favorite composers are bach, mozart, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* beef oven

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

when you sin

dannyaviclan

Imagine your ocs like

Have you appreciated a bass player today?

Am I cool now?

IM LITERALLY CRYING WTF IS THIS SHIT

toxicbadass anna im screaming its your background

when ur from texas and you freakin’ love your ridiculously tall jacked up truck

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

I guess I got the human halves of my parents. 

My sister was not so lucky.

She has a really great personality.

perks of dating me