Defying Gravity, One Show at a Time!

v.2

westfailia:

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons. 

source: my brother is in his 4th year of study at a catholic seminary, and referred to one of his professors.

Damn

so i guess activated charcoal lattes are the newest latte trend? for why? i hate to break it to y’all but unless you’ve ingested poison recently, activated charcoal has no real benefits. just stick to matcha [polyphenols/ antioxidants] and chai [antioxidants+anti-inflammatory]

also, if you’re on any important medications, and i know a lot of you are, don’t fucking drink these. charcoal doesn’t discriminate. it’ll render your meds useless and absorb them too as well as some other beneficial nutrients

^^^^ including hormonal birth control. Don’t fall for the charcoal bullshit. Stay safe.

ARTHUR SAYS GAY RIGHTS!!

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

working a on strawberry farm and we have a new farm hand! He’s not the best at picking but is very good at protecting

STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN.

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

dave “mike” benjamin barnes and buster “ike” jerry noble

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.  

Teenage girls are amazing.

Sometimes they’re not even teenagers

Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

but wait- there’s more

if i add one more thing to this post ill explode

you forgot

Shoes

Y’all also forgot about “Where’s the chapstick” *insert beatbox noises*

That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

Whoa what the fuck.

Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:

stay safe

REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!

Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

MOOD

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

[Description: Tweet from Lucas Brown Eyes: Natives protest the pipeline… States pass laws saying it’s okay to run over protestors. Natives swing a ND Senate seat… they take away their vote. An Indigenous Actress gets an Oscar Nomination… There’s a push to make Oscar qualifications stricter.

I’m noticing a pattern. End description]

“They take away their vote.”

Wait – WTF?!?!?!?

Oh yeah. In North Dakota you can’t vote if you don’t have a physical address and most people who live on reservations use PO boxes bc their roads and houses aren’t on mail routes. This was literally done last year specifically to disenfranchise native voters.

psssst the reason feminists don’t advocate for the drafting of women in the armed forces is because conscription in and of itself violates core feminist values such as bodily autonomy. the feminist position on who should or should not be drafted is not “everyone should be drafted equally”, it is “nobody should be drafted at all”.

and if your feminism is thorough, you’re opposed to the imperialist and militarist mindsets that create a conscription service to begin with but, you know, whatever