best tumblr glitch of all time 

Oh, your movie has representation? Does it have gay, existentialist krill? Hmm????

PLAYED BY BRAD PITT AND MATT DAMON?????????????

Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page

Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon Green

why do ghosts and demons respond to fake Latin chanting?

because they don’t speak Latin either 

they just go along with it because they have social anxiety

tumblr in a nutshell

What kinda gay ass yeehaw glitch is this 😂😂😂😂

It’s not a glitch.. it’s just a *normal* couple being cute in Red Dead 2

me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

LIKE DAD LIKE SON | Cr nelkee2

*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

I can’t stop imagining if Neil just had really bad reception during that really dramatic scene where Lola calls him and the entire conversation just consists of her trying to make threats and him being like “i straight up cannot understand a single word you’re saying”. Then him like walking around a bit trying to get a signal and her being all like “ ok how bout now?” “no” “now?” “nope still nothing” and her eventually just giving up in frustration.

December 18th

Me: (.)(.)

Tumblr: *Tazes me*

God works fast but people who make gifs in the Marvel fandom work faster when a trailer is released

My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN.

easy come, easy go

little high, *disappointing silence*

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months: