boys club

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

what does this mean help

It means get sillay or perish

sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on

didn’t expect this one. not complaining either

i would die for them

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

everything reminds me of him 😔

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

“imagine dragons” you know what? i think i will

:)

this is great everyone should try this

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

guillermo del toro’s little brother

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

I laughed so hard no sound came out

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

op update: how’s wexter doing????

pretty good

Oh no! If she stays in the snow she’ll be cold!

she has a scarf now so it’s fine

So much has happened and i love her more

I love Wexter

Wexter is a good girl.

The face of guitarists makes much more sense when they hold giant slugs!