you can only reblog this today

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

Happy Birthday Bob!

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

This

there is nothing wrong with being mediocre. there is nothing wrong with not being the best at everything you do. there is no guilt in doing the bare minimum because you have no energy to do more than that. “living your life to the fullest” can mean different things for you at different times in your life. sometimes, it is achieving your goals and fulfilling your purpose, and sometimes, it is allowing yourself to rest and just get through it.

you deserve the space to simply be. to exist, to witness, to breathe, and to find peace.

Wolf pup howling for the first time

I’ve reblogges this before but words cannot express how my face lit up when it came across my dash again so here you go, you’re welcome. This is my favourite thing.

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

I dislike this. 

Are you “enemies to lovers” fucked up or “found family” fucked up?

Keeping the Tigers entertained

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Cats are literally all the same.

Suckers

How to get the boys in the bath

george & sapnap + badboyhalo dance

mcc mods are still bullying tommy omg

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.

Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.

The jumper that Nick is wearing when he comes to Charlie’s house after their first kiss

Is the same one Charlie is wearing when he says I love you for the first time

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

Here’s some George wins for the timeline as I feel people mainly focus on his losses and I wanna prove that he is good at things:

1. If you take the number of subscribers he currently has and divide it by the number of days it has been since his first upload, he has earned the equivalent of up to 13,737 subscribers per day

2. He was the first Dream Team member to be verified on Twitter in terms of both main accounts and alts

3. His alt Twitch account skipped straight past affiliate to partner just a few days after it was banned twice

4. He was the first person to ever log onto the Dream SMP

5. Up until MCC 14, he had the most kills on SkyBattle

6. Despite all of the teasing about him never making it to top 10 in MCC as he usually comes 11th or 12th, he actually did once in MCC 10 when he was on the team Red Rabbits with Dream, CaptainPuffy and Solidarity

7. He was awarded under YouTube’s Breakout Stars of 2020

8. When he was still a student, he was a part of many extra coding projects outside of university, one of which was an app for his friend that worked as a dating site for finding jobs: George was able to code it so that a bunch of randomly generated profiles containing different ages, personality types, qualifications and names were sent to different job boards. He was also able to code it so that a bot under his name would text his CompSci groupchat whilst they were taking their exam so that when they left they exam, they all read the text and thought George missed the exam.

9. Despite having failed one of his classes purely because he didn’t like it and couldn’t be bothered, he still managed to get the highest possible degree that he could get (a first) due to him doing so well in his other classes

10. He is able to code almost any adjustment to Minecraft on the spot: once during one of Dream’s streams he was struggling to make a thumbnail so within a few minutes he last minute coded into Minecraft a way for him to not pick up any items if he is holding a stick

11. He is able to recognise multiple languages despite not speaking them: this comes in very useful when playing GeoGuessr as he not only is able to identify what language is being spoken but he can also most of the time distinguish what the words mean. This is also shown when he speaks to Quackity and is able to identify what Quackity is saying despite not speaking Spanish properly himself

12. He has very random talents such as being able to play drums, recorder, he is able to juggle and is able to solve maths equations on the spot with 0 preparation

13. He was global elite at csgo

14. Whilst also being good at Maths and CompSci, he is also good at science, having taken A Levels (advanced levels) in Physics and Chemistry (two of the hardest A Levels that you can take in England)

15. Despite being unathletic now, in school he actually enjoyed sports: he stated that his favourite day was actually sports day at school and he would participate in high jump. He also said he played some football and did swimming for a bit

16. When on a podcast (forgot which one :() he was told he had a good voice for singing

I’m sure there are many more but it’s 3 am and I’m thinking on the spot here

Bringing this back because I love George appreciation

ive recently found out that in the 80s lesbians who were more interested in cuddles and kisses rather than sex were called bambi lesbians

it’s such a cute thing omg let’s bring this term back

the love ace lesbians found for this post warms my heart mind body and soul and spirit

reblog to make an ace lesbian feel happy

May all the Ace Bambi Lesbians out there be having a lovely and happy day today :)

oh cool. we are closer to the year 2050 than 1990. nifty beans

I’m sorry, but w h a t

has been for almost a year now :D

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

Seggesting a character might be ace.

Being ace