20-year-old me seeing a cute girl in anime cosplay: wow…. :o she is soooo pretty. i wish i had an Epic Gamer GF like that….
me now, seeing a pic of clara bow dressed as a clown: i think i hauve covid
wait, wait, wait. allow me to show you my ultimate favorite:
clara bow in suspenders
my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"
chillen with my boys tonite
yeah this is weezer. im thinking this is weezer. anybodt else see tuis and 8mmefiayely think of weezer? uuuuuuuuauuaajannmmghhhhhh
I have empathy I swear
But if you accused me of insincerity I don't know what I'd say
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
how could they possibly have predicted this
i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
kind eyes of angels
currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house
the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah
frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah
im not like an armpit huffer per se, but i do love rolling around with someone until we're covered in eachothers scents, and theyre panting, gazing up into my eyes with empty devoti— bottom line is if you dont let a twink sniff your armpits, thats animal abuse. maybe even homophobic
Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me
99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist
first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw
y'all are like "eat the rich!!!" until the rich get eaten and then you're calling the people memeing on it "ghouls". you know who the ghouls are? the people who speedran making a documentary about this situation that airs today because if they're doomed better make a quick buck off it. the greek coastguard for purposefully flipping a boat full of people trying to make a better life and killing almost all of them in a move that can only be described as execution by drowning of poor migrants for the crime of fleeing the terrible situations they were in.
i hope another billionaire submarine goes down there to visit the grave of the titan sub with tickets going for $500k a piece and the same damn thing happens again. i hope elon musk is on it because he couldn't resist the urge to prove he could survive unlike those first 5 losers.
That is not what eat the rich means. The idea of eating the rich is about taxing them heavier than people without as much money. Nobody is campaigning for the deaths of those in privileged because you really can't control what your born into. The rich deserve to pay harsher taxes, not die.
eat the rich means i will make kebab out of them coward hope this helps.
Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis
best tweet on earth. Sublime
I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious
what’s that old man going to do
what’s this other old man going to do
In all honestly I really do hope they’re all alive because I would love to hear the CEO try to spin this
pitching a cup you can fuck to shark tank
Voodoo donuts has one
