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Optimistically terrified

@happy-days-jumping-shark

Bisexual, she/her pronouns high key needs a hug
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yallive

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

wait no its cracks knuckles

wait no its cry myself to sleep

dont reblog this stop it

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i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

strapped with multiple babies in holsters like a golden age pirate

This is literally my dream apparel.

Just me, walking down the street, with six babies. Six safe babies.

Sign me up

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so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

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bsparrow

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

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democrips

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

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tmholland

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

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introducing: babbuvengers
i know a dozen ppl were waiting for this but it remained a secret until now hawhawhaw :3
keep in mind they’re just tots so i didn’t want hulk to beat loki up, so the nature of their fight shifted to a lego battle

the good old days