cheatcommandos-deactivated20180
its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy
Mario, you’re not even wearing the Frog Suit. You’re an embarrassment, Mario.
Don’t be mean to him he’s just having fun!
hidayxh-deactivated20190505
new born babies smell so therapeutic
that’s pussy, babe
a good way to tell if an animal is a toad is these simple steps:
- powerful biceps
- a little bit grumpy lookin
- BEAUTIFUL eyes
these are the aspects of a toad
vampireapologist
I…..am A Toad
10knotes
Disney owns Star Wars. I keep forgetting that.
me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you
I can’t fucking comprehend that I live in a world where this article was published
anarcho-rokabilly
Silicon Valley’s milkiest son.
floralgoddex
straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?
me: today in yoga class our instructor said “this exercise is about being straight” and i immediately said “i’ve never been good at that” and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you
The one directly under her is like “she made me first”
clearly the low success rate of the MET Gala this year is owing to the fact that Hozier, the one man capable of taking us all to Church, is not present
