AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to provide students with everything they need to know about sexual development, sexual intercourse, and pregnancy, an updated sex ed curriculum instituted Wednesday across Texas instructed children how to stone whores. “The new and improved sex education guidelines will provide comprehensive information on how to identify harlots and execute them for their disgusting, lustful ways,” said Texas Commissioner of Education Mike Morath, adding that the course would teach students at both the middle school and high school level why loose, sexually deviant women were a scourge on society, and why they must pay the ultimate price.
1977 is now 2023
240 million is now 332 million
4 billion is now 7.8 billion
200 billion is now 300 billion
..but the message is still very much relevant and indeed, breathtaking.
Dazz herself should be glowing more, but I’m fairly certain staring at this for hours over the last week fucked up my eyes so we’ll just say it’s a demonstration of how precise her control is. I recommend viewing at a distance. With some sunglasses. And yes, she is simultaneously blasting light AND sound wuuuuuut?
This ... kinda makes me want to piss Dazzler off? It's so beautiful <3
Already time for another Dazzler project? Trick question IT IS ALWAYS TIME! NYX I make no apologies for the obvious thirst I experienced working on Howlett.
It’s not about how much we’ve lost. It’s about how much we have left. Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers
If you can’t be this carefree in life what’s the point
Dora out here exploring lmao
Fuck it up, Dora!!
Is this the trailer for the movie?
yass mama EXPLORE
After my Team Dazzler 2018 banner, I was still feeling the squad and started this. Soon after, Psylocke went back to full-on white lady but I decided to keep on with Kwannon. Then I completely forgot I was working on it and whenever I tried to give it focus something else came up and now I’ve lost interest mostly because I hate coloring so I’m done here it is thanks.
😍😍😍😍
When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.
Howl’s Moving Castle | ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Been inspired by the Jenny Frison & Travis Charest covers for X-Men Red. Also, I wanted to play with what Ali’s Astonishing costume looks like without the jacket.
Holy sister of glorious disco ...!
British food look like this
Excuse me.
Okay.. alright..
British food does not look like that.
That is British food:
This is British food:
Sunday dinner looks amazing right?
This is also British food:
So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.
Oxfordshire=posh
London= cockney
Midlands= northern
Welsh= north
And Scotland northern
And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.
*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*
me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint
waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna
Lol, but the pics of real British food still looks like garbage, so ...? 👏👏




