the older i get
situations
Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me
unmarked .mov file that my qpp sent me over discord. enjoy
thesecretlifeofchloe on tiktok
this beast is seething with rage
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
My coworker said “every time i see that tattoo this is what it reminds me of” and pulled this photo out of her favorites album on her phone
came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
everyone look at these namaki drawings that my friend @lakefama drew i’m crying
i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl
a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
