Coppertone-style CM Punk for my best friend's birthday 💖💖💖

The best birthday gift ever. I love you @adambudgebaybay ❤❤❤

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!

When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time

brushie brushie brushie 

Sleepy baby

white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

the power of christ compels YOU. im ok though

If you don’t like Orange Cassidy, you are wrong and you don’t like fun and talent.

ORANGE CASSIDY IS THE ALL-ATLANTIC CHAMPION

i'm just out here. fantasizing my fantasies. dreaming my dreams. longing my longings.

Max please make my night 😂

OH FUCK DEATH TRIANGLE VS BEST FRIENDS IS A TRIOS TITLE MATCH NOW

this is me, if i was a cat

THREE capybara pups have been born to new mum, Coconut! 🥥

chester zoo

when they're remodeling houses on those HGTV shows and they rip out the most amazing seafoam green or baby blue or blush pink 70s tile....why do you hate style and fun

this. we NEED this. now more than ever