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Jo

@hannaxjo

Aromantic, pansexual, genderqueer woman. Supernatural, Captain America etc. Depends on what i'm obsessed with at the moment. Any pronouns, but prefer ze/zir. Side account shigarakischair.

Fic idea where after the whole Accords fiasco Steve just starts working as a bartender at a pub in a small town in Ireland.

And it's just ridiculous.

He gets this thick Irish accent two weeks in, and at the beginning people don't realise it's him. But his name tag says STEVE and he never hides his superstrength.

You can see him carrying too many beer barrels for it to be normal, or cursing Stark/The Avengers/Accords new policies and its hilariously accurate/only an insider could come up with such detailed takes.

His bartending game is 10/10 and his sense of humour, no nonsense attitude towards bigots makes it so people in the town just decide that he is their local himbo.

So when he is recognised, his identity is kept like an open secret. Everyone in the town knows Cap is the guy serving Guinness down the street, but if a tourist/UN official shows up? That's just Steven, he was born and rised here, he's Siobhan's grandkid, what are you talking about.

Bonus points if Rogue Avengers (Bucky, T'Challa, Sam, Nat, etc) just keep showing up with like: zero disguises and sometimes even Cap merch.

The UN is going fucking crazy, and one day Tony Stark himself goes there to check. Steve pulls a fake mustache and just pretends like he doesn't even know who Tony Star, CEO of Stark Industries is. It gets on his nerves so much he starts rising his voice and all the regulars at the pub just kick him out. "How dare you speak like that to Siobhan's boy!"

Bonus points if Grandma Siobhan just looks absolutely nothing like Steve.

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Anonymous asked:

I find really ridiculous that some fans angry that Steve almost kill Peter in CW. They bashing steve for almost killed peter

Okey one how he knows Peter is a teenager, yeah Peter voice sound young and Steve called him kid, but in remember Steve calling Wanda a kid too, or whoever in age 20s. So Steve probably thinking Peter like 20s.

Also Peter wear mask, Steve didn't know Peter literally a teenager, even rodey questioning Peter age when he made star wars reference.

Honestly if Steve accidentally killed Peter it will be on Tony because he brought him to battle field.

Luckily for Peter team cap really trying hard not hurt team iron, while team iron look like not care if they made team cap got hurt or getting killed. I meant seriously team iron they really not care property damage and someone getting killed.

I think I mentioned this in another ask, but Steve measured Peter's strength in a previous scene. This one 👇

He knew Peter could lift that tank, he never tried to kill him. Honestly, anyone who thinks Steve would have ever done something like that doesn't understand his character at all. (Also, Sam and Buck were in comms, they could have told Steve about Spidey)

Not only people should be angry that Stark recruited a kid to battle, the very FIRST thing Steve does is try to talk it out. It's Stark and Rhodey the ones who begin the fight because they refused to listen to what Steve was telling them. I kinda blame the Russos for that because at that point after knowing him for so long it makes no sense that the team would disregard him so quickly, as if Steve went around making stupid decisions on the daily? 🙄

If Pete got hurt in that battle, that's on Stark. No one else.

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this! i feel like sometimes people forget that steve wasn’t just physically enhanced, but also mentally. he also has more experience, which is exactly why he won peter so fast without hurting him much, despite peter being physically stronger than him.