GOOD MORNING here’s a BIG page of R&M sketches from the last couple days with sukeban morty, two beautiful gfs, and two of the better Ricks (d99 could Get It ™)
stealing and posting this because it is important
this is an old-ass meme but the humor is very 2017. this could have been made yesterday
When someone doesn't laugh at your joke just say
the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7
Don’t fight it… let yourself honk
The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.
Which sea is Ariel?
Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.
Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)
Alana- Black sea (hair)
Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic)
Aquata- Coral sea (personality is shy)
Arista- White sea (hair)
Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)
Ariel- Red sea (hair)
Omg.
WHAT
Was their mother the Dead Sea?
INTJ here: I remain committed to the notion that emotions and caring is an immense weakness. Unless you discard yourself of them completely, you will always succumb to innate human fallacies.
Artemis Fowl had better character development than this.
Rick and Morty Characters: Rick Sanchez (Season Two) ↳ Now, I haven’t been exactly subtle about how little I trust marriage. I couldn’t make it work, and I could turn a black hole into a sun, so at a certain point, you got to ask yourself what are the odds this is legit and not just some big lie we’re all telling ourselves because we’re afraid to die alone? Because, you know, that’s exactly how we all die… alone.
you’re going to be amazing
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. She:
- was admitted to Julliard at 8.
- was performing in top venues by 16.
- pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.
- was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.
- went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.” Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.
- refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.
She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.
Let’s un-forget her.
When you see it…
you would not believe your eyes
if i actually practiced, guys
Their names are Jack and Guthry. (via sfkale)
Quote of the Day:
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Now I’d go see this


