The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

okay but

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

this is my favorite video

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

This is perfection!

Wattpad fics be like;

I was asleep and my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my Aeropostale suitcase “Mom what are you doing” She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette out on her hand “They are here” I was confused, I rolled out my light purple stripped comforter and ruffled my long thick blonde hair with brown streaks in it “Who are” “Your new owners.” This is the story of how one direction bought me

lemme make this friggin clear

her eyeliner is literally everywhere except where eyeliner should be this is beautiful

I am not friggin phase

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

bruh

#a herd of beautiful ocean ravioli

you deserve a fcking  A+ 

The first Transformer Shia ever dealt with.

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

fuc k

Bye

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

he sent me the meme