JT

What are they

dirty

Bad at drinking milk

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

you can only reblog this today

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

Scrub

Really want to see this

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

a rotation system where everyone gets to try a sport theyve never played and some others who also know nothing about the sport get to do the commentary

Odd number years all athletes compete in a completely random category , for medals, the custodians do commentary.

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

happy birthday, none pizza with left beef!

Turn Down For Whom?

Taron Egerton finding out what a bussy is has made my day

he went through all the stages of grief inthe last two seconds 😂😭

I have no words..

Cosplay by beebinch

love you babe <3

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[ID: Meme of Chris Fleming showing them saying “was anyone going to tell me it was the 21st of September // or was I just supposed to remember.”

In the next picture they are shown own picking up a mug of tea and “Funky music,” is written on the bottom left corner, then the screen cap from above repeated sans caption.. End ID]

This is why i laugh so much when people complain that they aged down aunt may cuz like… they didn’t actually really? she is a reasonable age? marisa tomei just happens to actually be a vampire

She’s not even a vampire. She’s in shape, sure, but she’s not ripped, she has age lines you can see in closeups, overall she looks perfectly reasonable for a woman in her 50s with professional makeup. We’re just so used to women not existing in movies unless they’re 20 or 70 that we can’t even recognize 50. 

Actually yes, this I very much agree with

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

fuck im crying????

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots