Untitled

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

Dream big.

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

the gay agenda:

3. nap with the cute person you just kissed

good idea; you’re hired for the brainstorming team.

The only reason I would buy a yellow Volkswagen Beetle is so kids would punch each other every time I drove it.

I own one. An old convertible. Double punch.

he should get an oscar for this interview

Jackpot

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

I lost count

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

it’s completely acceptable to stay alive for tiny reasons. because you want to hear your favorite song one more time. because your dog will miss you if you leave. because the moon is just too pretty to never see again. because you haven’t seen the next season of a really good tv show. because you want to see the christmas lights this year. if you’re alive, you’re doing enough. if you’re surviving, i’m proud of you.

Surprise, motherfucker.

that dedication tho

(it’s from Hunted by Meagan Spooner, btw)

I’m……………the 1930s,

Explain

Petit moineau

“Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

Goose is super excited to see his friend. 🔊 (via rhino181)