My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly where it is and allowed us to have a perfect climate to sustain human life

My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly where it is and allowed us to have a perfect climate to sustain human life
Here is Pete Wentz (ahomeboyslife) telling you the facts. Whatever you’re dealing with right now, there’s no need to feel ashamed, and there’s always someone you can talk to. Now’s your chance to find those people. Post it forward.
sorry to anyone i ever speak to ever because all i say is “oh my god” “same” “incredible” and “im sorry” and i literally cant go ten minutes without complaining
I lost my best friend this week. My grades could be better. The boy I love only thinks of me as a friend. But I really do feel alright.
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK
IT’S BACK
I can’t stop watching
I don’t need 6 seconds of this I need 6 hours
i can never face my family again
You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
I will reblog this ridiculous thing EVERY TIME I SEE IT.
wise words from your grunkle stan
I don’t usually post this type of stuff but grunkle stan is literally me
I am fucking crying
AMAZING
ME
This is literally me I'm actually crafting
seriously louise you're pushing being a friend of dan&phil. you know that it gets you lots of views and you're making a regular friendship more than it is. anyone who is not is stupid fangirl can see it. you know that not all your watchers are 15 right?
Oh wow. If you feel this way, you’re gonna HATE my New York vlogs. I’m sorry my being friends with people bothers you. I’m also sorry that you think fangirls are ‘stupid’ or that 15 years olds are in some way lesser.
I think you have some strong feelings re Dan and Phil which I’m going to respect but that perhaps you should think a bit more about my relationship with them. Is it any different to the type I have with Alfie or Jack or Joe or Caspar? Does anyone get upset about those? xxxx
Go Louise
dan: “phil im so done with you” “omg phil you are not funny” “you are the worst person ever”
some random person who dislikes phil: “yeah phil you are childish and immature”
dan: … *gets out mile-long list of why phil is the greatest human on the face of the earth" NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LIL SHIT
