Welcome to Krogers where we are duty bound to fuck you good and proper
most sunken ships only manage to kill people once. hats off to the titanic, the safest ship of all time
sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
if you have a uterus but have no period pain we should both kill ourselves at the exact same time. just cause.
“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
Reading guide
- "Mr president" = me
- "The oval office" = my room
- "Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect
Behind the scenes
This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired
fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion