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she's lost control

@handsomelyerin / handsomelyerin.tumblr.com

erin, 24, she/her. i like films, musicals, and vampires.
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"you're killing people!" "no, i'm killing BOYS!"

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"you're the one bringing the death to town." "i give death to those deserving."

megan fox as jennifer check in jennifer's body (2009) + sam reid as lestat de lioncourt in interview with the vampire (2022-)

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A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

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mandojerk

I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill

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no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

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google maps wrapped 2023

  • you confused your right and left 523 times
  • your most traveled-to destination was your own home
  • you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn
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greelin

it’s so crazy that i grew up in a town with like 300 people and now i live in a city with over 66,000. anything can happen

“that was a village bro” it was NOT A VILLAGE!!!!!!!

According to nat geo your hometown isn’t big enough to be a village that’s a hamlet.

do you want me to die. Is that it

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greelin

why’d my husband just send me a photo from his work christmas party being like “yeah we have a magician here rn.” what goes on in the corporate world

help

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heartapnea

this quote from hbomberguy’s plagiarism video really resonated with me:

“creative people have trouble recognising their skills as skills, because eventually they feel like second nature. […] this stuff really is valuable. if it wasn’t, people wouldn’t be stealing it. creativity doesn’t feel special or unique until you realise people have to plagiarise it”

your craft is and always will be valuable, please never let anyone make you doubt that