and likes it

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

Gay Bowser and Accident prone Luigi, the ship of the century.

(Really jazzed to see how the movie is looking so far)

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

math girls in the shower are like "can't forget PEMDAS (penis exfoliated! my dick's also soapy)"

Stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your post

What the fuck does that mean

Idk I’m just saying things

a yandere but instead of calling her obsession ‘my darling’ they call them ‘my hyperfixation’

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

actual conversation i had with an adult man last night btw 😭😭 speechless

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

lego joe biden: "my fellow lego americans"

A giant. It says a giant.

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

Hey mutuals friendly reminder that

• I am drowning

• there is no sign of land

• you are coming down with me

• hand in unlovable hand

I can't continue the bit I've decided I want to be loved now

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job

he says kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching is fine, but only if there's no feelings involved

What does he say about kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching when you think there is no feelings involved, but as you pull away, you look into the other person's eyes and realise how many different colours live there, and suddenly you're falling and you can't get up, and they're the only one to offer you a hand. What then??

he says that's fine, but no tongue

everyone else can stop modding now

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

incandescent

Thats george washington