Anonymous asked:
I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?
are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn
This post was a success in being a terf blocklist btw
These people are doing god’s work
*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone
im normal and can be trusted with a third kidney
But do you deserve it
ad hominem
bro your scribe is fucking up your clay tablets. he can't hold his reed without snapping it. Enki is shaking his head in disdain for you bro 💀
wow! cool aws secret keys !! i believe this is actually my infrastructure now
Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal [-1]
i can't see, frank. my eyes.. they're gone
Oh no! What happened!?
the birds took them. i tried to fight them off but they just kept coming. wings and beaks were the last thing i saw before the world went dark
sorry that happened, here’s a pic of a goose i took a few days ago
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he’s going to fucki ng get me
What a scary bird
i can't see, frank. my eyes.. they're gone
Oh no! What happened!?
the birds took them. i tried to fight them off but they just kept coming. wings and beaks were the last thing i saw before the world went dark
sorry that happened, here's a pic of a goose i took a few days ago
he's going to fucki ng get me
i can't see, frank. my eyes.. they're gone
Oh no! What happened!?
the birds took them. i tried to fight them off but they just kept coming. wings and beaks were the last thing i saw before the world went dark
stuffing penis into the vending machine coin slot like Yessss you little slut take it. i'll have a sprite please
pennies. what i meant to say was pennies.
One time I pissed on a bear at a zoo (I was a child)
