My friend takes this one step further and refers completely accurately to his girlfriend Danielle as "My partner, Dan"

Also i hate to say it but for some people, boyfriend/girlfriend feels a bit juvenile, say, if youre over 30, or perhaps youve been with someone for a very long time and are committed life partners but not married for whatever reason. Maybe husband/wife feels a little watered down to you and you want to establish the equal nature of your relationship.

Partner is a wonderful word and it should be normalized.

We actively asked people to use "partner" because then using partner doesn't out someone as queer, you absolute fucking cabbages.

It isn't appropriation when people ask you to fucking do it.

I need everyone to know that Anne Rice and guy who started Popeyes (the fried chicken place not the cartoon) hated each other and once spent weeks/monthes taking out page length ads against each other in New Orleans newspapers because the Popeyes guy opened a tacky restaurant where Lestat was supposed to have died, or something like that

https://www.nytimes.com/1997/03/19/us/where-a-vampire-walked-tastes-clash.html

In case anyone thought I was kidding

why am i not at all surprised to read of Anne Rice being litigious about petty bullshit

It gets even better when you realize that, before the restaurant opened, it was an abandoned used car lot. She was literally complaining about an abandoned property being bought and actually USED for something. Because in Lestat’s final scene he walked by the car lot and looked at his reflection in one of the car windows.

I have never enjoyed anything more as I have enjoyed imagining Lestat’s reaction to learning that his final resting place is a restaurant owned by a fast food executive.

I bed everyone to read this article, which includes not only mr. Copeland writing “PS see you in court” but also anne rice writing AS LESTAT and thereby ADJUSTING “CANON” that lestat isnt in the restaurent bc it was so ugly it woke him from his slumpers

Anne Rice could gaf abt canon this is all amazing

This is SUCH a Lestat thing to do though…Lestat most definitely would take an ad out in a paper to critize an ugly restaurant he believed didn’t suite the ambience of New Orleans . If that’s not Canon idk what is . I can see him looking across the street in horror and calling his lawyers while Louis just sits there done with life.

This is the best part. It’s 2:00 Am and I’m losing my mind .

Stick

Coworker: “If you were a box cutter where would you be?”

Me: [closes my eyes and thinks about it] “I would be in the bottom of a clear plastic bin, small enough to lift above your head but large enough to be a pain in the ass. My companions would be a handful of loose screws and some old rubber bands. I would not be retracted for safety because I’d be waiting to cut the fingertips of an unwary trespasser. I would dream of fulfilling my purpose by cutting through cardboard but I would also dread it because I would be aware of my disposability and that any work I do would hasten the end of my career as an object of value and reduce me to garbage.”

Coworker: “Well okay then.”

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

@starfleetrambo

my criteria for a tumblr sexyman:

-Inescapable: I have to have seen his butthole without seeking it out at least twice

-Stylized: he can’t be a real or realistic human man, or live-action

-Unappealing: he cannot be designed to be conventionally sexy on purpose, his appearance must be off-putting and his appeal must be baffling to normie grandmothers

-Sinister: he can’t be a pure uwu sadboy or harmless scrungly blorbo—he must have the capacity to kill or destroy directly or indirectly

-Fun: he has to be charismatic in a bit of a camp way by the standards of his source material (no accounting for taste)

He was NOT. He was NOT!!! His whole head looks like if Play-Dough could have an allergic reaction to a bee sting! His eyes are set so close that when he rolls them it sounds like two balloons being rubbed together! His mouth looks like a hole stamped out of unbaked pie crust! His skull is shaped like Babybel Cheese was squished up in your warm pocket! He is Bad To Look at in a way that makes an Illuminati triangle look sensual in comparison! There’s a reason fanart always gave him lips and a jawline…

director i’m working with: can we have this character wearing three distinct outfits, all full body coverage, dark colors and tight fabrics, all layered on top of each other, for this film we’re shooting outdoors in July? 

me: ……………………………….. no 

did you just….. happen to have this meme on hand?

Nope, I’m just really good at making niche memes on short notice

i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

My brother’s dog doesn’t understand how to use a fire hydrant (via)

suicide squad 3 scene where someone asks why harley is in jail this time and it’s just a cut to bruce the hyena at a tea party with rpatz bruce wayne duck taped to a chair opposite of him. harley; I figured kidnapping a big wig like bruce wayne would a caught bats attention but I got dropkicked by a butler instead

rick flag (back from the dead bc I say so): didn’t your ex hold up a bank for like twelve hours once and threaten to kill bruce wayne but the bat never showed?

bloodsport: actually, I don’t think batman’s ever saved wayne and the man’s been in at least six hostage situations. tad strange honestly

harley: omg I can’t believe we never noticed before

harley: batman HATES bruce wayne

unlike most people I don't give into mindless consumerism [sees cute stuffed animal advertised online] Ooooh i'd like to have it with me every second of the day.

hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?

BILLION

I MEANT TO SAY BILLION

POST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD

why must we play god

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

todays littlest pet shop of the day is .. ant #2410 !!

Encounter: you wake up from a Short Rest in the forest and discover big-headed doe-eyed human-mouthed ants have gotten into your rations, gleefully nibbling and giggling with high-pitched voices

I see this and I raise you

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