Perpetually human

Been working on some tiny portraits. 

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

Years after this, I still have the same postman. He still always wears trousers, but every time I answer the door, I’m pretty sure we both remember this incident.

I can’t believe Carrier Fisher died drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. 

DEVASTATED

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

the ol’ razzle dazzle 

Time to get festive ;))

I know this doesn’t go with my blog theme at all but I am crying laughing

i love how they couldnt control their laughter as well

MATILDA WITH THE T

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

Money cat can only do so much

@special-agent-tits-akimbo

Screenshot posts like this stress me out so much because CHARGE YOUR PHONE I FEEL UNSAFE.

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

I love this

This movie

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂

a mini mood board