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old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

omg im laughing so hard rn

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

I feel like this would be a great photo response to when boys are dumb and ask “what would you do to me right now?”

hes still closer to the coochie than ive ever been so i gotta give him props for whatever he said to get himself in this position

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

NO CHILL

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

Check out my Trolliceps.

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out