Never Good Enough

“women treat ugly men so much worse than attractive men!!” you literally do the same to women

incels will complain women have no idea what it’s like to be reduced to your physical features. sweatie, we know

will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

her storytelling skills are killing me

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

Huh.

I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

Huh.

I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

my tummy horts

absofuckinlutely not

You’re just continuing a long line of retail tradition babey

I'm a dad kisser, man. I kiss people's dads

Sitting on her.

#someone should draw this with zacian and zamamenta or whatever the other one is called

HERE YOU GO BOSS

lol

Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said "hey look at me, just you and me" and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said "look.at.me." and it made me a lil wet ngl

Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone

He has decided he's gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little

Climbing your dash