Avatar

…or a muppet?

@hamluppet

Avatar

it's so annoying when people talk about weed like it's a psychedelic you aren't having any kind of breakthrough on it you're just dumb temporarily. weed is for being a dog and eating 40 mcnuggets. or doing anal

the whole “it takes a village” thing needs to translate into adulthood too bc i need support!! i need people i can lean on! i need people i can share my thoughts with!! i need a village of mfs who love me!! idc idc idc

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.