what’s this about btw

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

environmental storytelling.

bubble tea should be free as a public service given to girls who are in need of a little treat

All dressing is crossdressing because it makes me really cross when I have to get dressed in the morning

me: my ear tingles

the internet: YOU HAVE 35 HORSES, 58 MINUTES, AND 27 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE

The horses distracted me from the 58 minutes and 27 minutes typo

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

To clarify, shes the graphic designer of EVERY can and container of AriZona tea

damn she knows how to choose her colors

her website is literally a picture of the arizona green tea bottle and her contact info

two big questions firstable how do you make a bracelet about something this specific and just forget what it was about as if this movie didnt induce irreversible biochemical changes in the brains of people who would do things like make bracelets referencing this movie and second how does the commenter know the exact quote and yet not the actor or character who said it

Te lo has buscado Flunfis

Clearly not a lesson learned – the string in the back is tied together from two pieces. This has happened before.

emotional status: been letting out a lot of big melancholic doglike sighs with no apparent cause or context lately

enemies to lovers but with myself

yeah... things are pretty yikes right now in the current batfam storyline,

but at least Tim is rocking those thigh-high boots and I just wanted to appreciate that for a sec

There's something to be said about the fact that Tim is "growing up" (as much as he can at least) and he immediately chooses the thigh highs

this is perhaps my favorite image in existence

this comment on im on fire by bruce springsteen

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

A thought came to me

unholy amalgamation:

nature is healing