hxasinthus
hate to be the bearer of bad news but hamlet definitely vapes
hxasinthus
alas *puffs crème brûlée flavored mist over horatio* poor yorick
princesshamlet-deactivated20210
horatio, a commoner, foreigner, and stranger, goes up to the ghost of the king of denmark and immediately uses “thou.” that’d be like seeing the ghost of Barack Fucking Obama and being like “yo dude”
dykenstein
Nobody:
Claudius: I’m going to kill the king
For personal reasons I will be putting on a play recreating my father’s murder in an attempt to elicit guilt from my uncle
Them: Okay listen you have to decide
Them: Is Hamlet
Them: A tragic hero
Them: A sexist asshole
Them: Or a snarky disaster man
Me: yes
Some people have never ranted to their friend about futility of life while holding the skull of their childhood jester and it really shows
Ruth Negga as Hamlet
Gate Theatre - Dublin, Ireland | 21 September - 27 October 2018
Stabbing your girlfriend’s father through a curtain at Claire’s
if you liked “hamlet” when you read it in high school because you strongly related to hamlet you’re either gay, depressed, or both
“I said whoever married Claudius, you’re a hoe”
—Hamlet at some point, probably
(Based off of this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYx_aGlmyc4 )
The Ghost: Claudius, Claudius
Claudius: Yes brother?
The Ghost: Poisoning people?
Claudius: No brother
The Ghost: Telling lies
Claudius: No brother
The Ghost: Poison in my ear
Claudius: Ah ha ha
all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye
Hamlet: you can’t marry your recently deceased husband’s brother on the day of his funeral
Gertrude: yes
Hamlet:
Anonymous asked:
With regards to the previous iambic pentameter anon, it's in trochaic unless you pronounce it hamMY
To be honest there is a lot wrong with that last ask besides syllable stressing