hate to be the bearer of bad news but hamlet definitely vapes
alas *puffs crème brûlée flavored mist over horatio* poor yorick

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hate to be the bearer of bad news but hamlet definitely vapes
alas *puffs crème brûlée flavored mist over horatio* poor yorick
horatio, a commoner, foreigner, and stranger, goes up to the ghost of the king of denmark and immediately uses “thou.” that’d be like seeing the ghost of Barack Fucking Obama and being like “yo dude”
Nobody:
Claudius: I’m going to kill the king
For personal reasons I will be putting on a play recreating my father’s murder in an attempt to elicit guilt from my uncle
Gate Theatre - Dublin, Ireland | 21 September - 27 October 2018
if you liked “hamlet” when you read it in high school because you strongly related to hamlet you’re either gay, depressed, or both
—Hamlet at some point, probably
(Based off of this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYx_aGlmyc4 )
all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye
With regards to the previous iambic pentameter anon, it's in trochaic unless you pronounce it hamMY
To be honest there is a lot wrong with that last ask besides syllable stressing