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All Hell and its Fire

@hamishcat437

Just another loser on the internet 👍■□■ Ham/Hamish ■□■ She/He/They ■□■ Lesbian ■□■ UwU ■□■ Sometimes I share my weird little thoughts on here :)

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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subject13fringe
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poshxspice

today on satan makes a blog post

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mytinygayitalianson

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

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i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

i hate when theres a post where i agree w almost everything then theres a sentence i absolutely despise sneaked in the middle of it like. fuck you now i cant reblog any of that 😑

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

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goldhornsandblackwool

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

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Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

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Why are your stupid little wizards and knights eating potato stew in your dumb European middle ages fantasy world. Where did they get potatoes from. Where is the center of domestication of potatoes, do you have a fantasy Andean civilization? What are the social and economic consequences of having such a calorie rich crop in cold climates. I don't care about "themes" or "enemies to lovers with found family", I didn't ask about that. Where does your idiot space captain gets their shitty coffee from. Is it imported from Earth? Are there coffee growing worlds? Is it an alien species replacement with the same name? What are the social consequences of that? Don't try to change the subject, I'll stop pointing the gun when I want, I'm trying to have a conversation here,

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People saying this is "good" or "bad" advice: this is not "advice", I'm not asking. Haven't you noticed the gun

"yes worldbuilding is good but the narrative fl-" Don't care, I want your ethnobotany paper on my desk by monday.

i do love stories that start out with the protagonist going "hi!👋 😃 i am such a normal guy. the most average person ever.😄 an average joe even. i have no friends or enemies. i spend my time reading books and sing to myself on occasions. nothing to see here! ^^" and it turns out that not only are they a liar but also the most fucked up person ever. and a cunt

forbidden knowledge

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

Yes Here Are All The Frames

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its-just-aaron

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

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jes-a-bes

How dare you hide this in the notes

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wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect