If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

Let's get this trending everybody!!

y we all have gray cats that look the same

like i know two other people w nearly identical cats

My dumb baby boy- Toki

friends, mutuals, countrymen, do the thing!!

hell yeah

noiceeeee

reblog for a chance to win one (1) ambiguously cursed antique key

Bring on the cursing!

oh good

I think that we are all missing the best part of this- the first playlist was created by someone named bolognaghost.

not now sweetie. mommy’s drawing troll hatsune miku

your name is HATSUN MEEKOO and BOY do you love LEEKS

mikustuck fucking WHEN

Remember your FUCKING history

Because Ke$ha and Miku performed penis ouija, does that mean they're going to end up together?

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You’ve got some frog skeletons AND a matchbook. You are fuckin set aries. You’re good, nothing can stop you.

Taurus: Today for tauruses, switching to spanish for uno momento will cause you to burst into flames so dont do that.

Gemini: Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet, and friends are archenemies that havent tried to kill you yet.

Cancer: Today your illicit plans will cross the border into a full on fiendish plot. Congratulations cancer!

Leo: Instinct will kick in when you realize you havent dug up any old grave, you dug up the grave of famous Belgian painter James Ensor. 

Virgo: Turbo Botany.

Libra: All is done Libra. Let the past wash over you like a bathtub full of orange soda. 

Scorpio: Never attribute to bad luck that which can be attributed to a CIA counterintelligence operation.

Ophiuchus: No way of telling until you try. Wear insulated clothing, and the stars say not heat insulated, electrical insulation. 

Sagittarius: The heavenly bodies align to protect you today Sagittarius. If you get into trouble, the planet Jupiter will show up with a switchblade. 

Capricorn: No rest for the wicked, and that includes you. 

Aquarius: Communication. Write your affections on your significant other in permanent marker while they are asleep. Apologize profusely afterwards. 

Pisces: When I asked the stars for your fortune they showed me a bunch of leaves they had glued to the wall so it spelled out “God is Dead”.

Okay how are you gonna include frog skeletons under aries and somehow have this not be homestuck

I CAN NEVER PREDICT WHEN YOU HOMESTUCKS ARE GOING TO LATCH ON TO MY POSTS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THAT STORY

Shenanigans honestly.

Excuse me his name is Father Cat-man.

so between 20-bi-teen and Frankenstein-teen what I’m hearing for this year is that i need to fabricate and resurrect a hot boyfriend

What about 20viking?

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

my favorite renaissance painting

You have to descend before you ascend.

apparently ppl are shipping spiderman noir and spiderham and calling it the new rodger/jessica rabbit and i genuinley dont know how to process this

gay….. rights????

gay rights!

What makes this funnier is the fact that people are technically shipping John Mulaney and Nic Cage together.

I HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM TUMBLR FLAGGING PRISON I COME TO TELL YOU IT WAS TERRIBLE THERE WASNT EVEN A TOILET THEY JUST HAD A BALL PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CELL AND WHENEVER I SPOKE TO SOMEONE THEY TOLD ME THEY LIKED MY SHOELACES THE MASSES DESERVE TO KNOW-

You got a ball pit? Damn, I was just locked in with an easy bake oven and a slightly melted furby. It was horrifying.

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

Good job tumblr, bang up job. It's almost as if you're trying to be terrible. Shocker.

Cecropia Moth

The way it moves!! Majestic!!! Mythical beast!!

Ha losers, I use 0.9, fight me.

@erisrae

Ready for our weekly ice pick labotomy? Every Tuesday and Thursday.

fuck yeah! what day is it?

Tuesday! Have your punch card ready.