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Maybe like, you know, don't kill people?

@hallsoffandom / hallsoffandom.tumblr.com

Fuck it we ball

being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES

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don't even think about it

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

disability is natural . ableism is not

insulin injections prolong your life. prescription medications prolong your life. surgery and implants and prosthetics prolong your life. they aren’t “unnatural” any more than eating a selectively-bred banana or a genetically modified grape

Fascism? Eugenics? Ableism? Are very VERY unnatural. They are IDEOLOGIES that only exist to destroy. They are antithetical to how humans naturally socialize and congregate. They are pseudoscience. They are genocidal.

A disabled person continuing to be alive because of technology is as far from “unnatural” as possible. It’s actually incredibly and characteristically HUMAN.

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I was looking at random SNES games to put in the death generator, and I discovered something relevant to one of my other hobbies: A TERRIBLE KEYBOARD! 

This thing is terrible. This is On The Ball, the NA SNES port of Cameltry, which was originally a Taito arcade game. That game had an analog knob you used to rotate the state around the ball, but for the SNES it uses the D-pad or the mouse. It’s so uncontrollable!

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obviously I’m gonna make this into a USB keyboard. if you’re lucky I’ll make it with an analog dial. if not, it’ll be two digital buttons of hilarity

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hey GLaDOS fans! if you're looking at this post on desktop, be sure to press and HOLD the R KEY for AT LEAST 10 seconds! GLaDOS LOVES the R KEY!

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hey GLaDOS fans! if you're looking at this post on desktop, be sure to press and HOLD the R KEY for AT LEAST 10 seconds! GLaDOS LOVES the R KEY!

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hey GLaDOS fans! if you're looking at this post on desktop, be sure to press and HOLD the R KEY for AT LEAST 10 seconds! GLaDOS LOVES the R KEY!

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hey GLaDOS fans! if you're looking at this post on desktop, be sure to press and HOLD the R KEY for AT LEAST 10 seconds! GLaDOS LOVES the R KEY!

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hey GLaDOS fans! if you're looking at this post on desktop, be sure to press and HOLD the R KEY for AT LEAST 10 seconds! GLaDOS LOVES the R KEY!