being an adult is making yourself take medicine when you’re getting sick

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

I’M CRYING LOOK WHAT MY CAT DID IN HER SLEEP

Blep blep blep

@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes

I love you

i took the stairs instead of the escalator why am i still fat 

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

Amen!!

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

"omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!"

THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY?

can you not talk about prince harry like that? hey may be a redhead by he also has feelings

someone left this picture on the tester camera at target

i’m

does it bother anyone else when you type a paragraph to a close friend and they reply one sentence back and you’re kind of like.. oh….

Government Secret #172

Years ago the U.S. replaced the Earths’ crust with pizza crust

when something excites you but your friend doesn’t care

this guy broke up with my best friend by changing his relationship status on his tumblr FAQ to single and if that’s not the most pathetic thing you’ve seen this year then idk what can top it

Cute music terms to name your children:

well that escalated quickly

you could say.. it was a crescendo

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

Last week, I forgot my flash drive in the computer lab at my school. I got an email from one of the workers in the lab, letting me know that I had left it. 

I thought it was no big deal, until it occurred to me that in order to identify me, they must have had to actually look at the contents of the flash drive.

Which means they might have seen this

or this

or this

or this

or this

all before finally getting to my school folder.