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The tumblr powered forum adventure about funny little spacemen getting into big trouble is now on chapter three! Featuring all new jokes, weird fake science, and animations! See what tons of people online are saying is "pretty good!"
If you're seeing this give it a shot! We need a ton of user submitted commands to keep the story going in fast and fun directions and you could be part of it! Heck send a command even if you think it's dumb!
Hey everyone! It's me, Mote, from this web comic you're reading. Now I'm sure you're all very excited to get to this next big action scene and submit all sorts of gruesome ways you want to see these drones destroy our beloved heroes but we'll be needing to take a quick break first.
The writer of this here comic needs to MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE and pages won't be going up for about ONE WEEK.
I know you'll miss me but that week will be a great time to GET CAUGHT UP and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Word of mouth and sharing is the number one way we get new readers and I love to see new adorable faces popping up in the suggestion box.
The positive response to Mote has surpassed the author's WILDEST EXPECTATIONS and she wants me to tell you how much she loves each and every reader.
In exchange, have this dance.
now’s a perfect time to catch up on MOTE
The tasselled wobbegong is a species of carpet shark in the family Orectolobidae and the only member of its genus.
fucking bullshit
yeah cause it’s not a tassled wobbegong, it’s a Goosefish
this is a wobbegong, it’s a type of carpet shark.
The only reason people online keep saying this is a wobbegong is because of THIS GOOGLE RESULT whose source was a fucking REDDIT POST
Where they even ADMIT that they got it wrong but kept the picture up because they knew this weird looking creature would get them clicks!
I’m fairly certain the picture only ended up on reddit because of this youtube video WHICH ALSO MISIDENTIFIES IT.
The video is incredibly low quality, it’s just a slideshow while a tts voice reads a blurb that sounds like it’s taken from another website.
Since then this has become a very popular Clickbait image, spreading the misinformation more and more.
Wobbegongs are such cool and beautiful animals, and as sharks they are due so much more respect.
This is your last warning.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”
DUDE
CLUB GOIN UP
ON A
i’m queueing this post on august 5, 2015
see you in seven years, fuckers
i’m writing this while parked outside my house. when i leave my car, my keys and phone are going to be taken away from me. i’m an 18 year old lesbian being held prisoner in my own home (i’m only allowed to leave home for work and therapy, and my paychecks are being taken from me as well) and i don’t know if or when i’m leaving - my parents are deliberating pulling me out of college. i’m terrified for my life right now. my mother is emotionally and physically abusive and has threatened to abandon or hurt our three dogs if i act out of line. i’m so scared to leave my car. if you want to help me my paypal is here thank you so much
You're a stereotype, a scamming lying greedy Jew. I bet you don't even pay rent. If anyone's "anti sementic" it's you because you're enforcing negative stereotypes.
……..any way my rent is due tomorrow and I’m in the negative and these kinds of N*zis are sending my hate so if you’re goyim and you feel guilty my paypal is transdragoning@gmail.com.
My rent was due yesterday! Consider donating to piss n*zis off!
yall i fuckin love these tacky af gay shoes but theyre 150$ rip me
Tacky gay shoes post.
Let’s add something more fuckable on this post.
When you’re on the down low.
Hey can a queer-owned small business (whose shoes are WAY more affordable) jump in here?
Plus we take custom requests if you want a specific flag we don’t have. <3
my situation is getting worse. i had lost my wallet and i have no way of getting around and i lost my money. i was sexually harassed and someone threatened to rape me. i lost my state ID (it’s $30 to replace it in Connecticut) and i lost my social security card. i have to cancel my cards and this means that i have nothing for a bit. if anyone could send me anything, that’d be awesone. im so sorry to keep begging and begging. thank you and much love.
paypal.me/fishyprincess7
cash.me/$gothicprincex
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
i think im gonna try again because its still bothering me
my account is overdrawn by -$137.77 dollars. its been overdrawn for a while and when that happens, i could get hit with an extended overdraft fee and risk closing my account and never being able to have a checking account again if it gets worse. i am also trying to close this account because i don’t think its a suitable bank account for me anymore.
i, unfortunately can’t do this by myself. i am reaching out to you guys to help me get out of this mess for good.
paypal.me/fishyprincess7
cash.me/$gothicprincex
as usual, i will not respond to hate messages coming from freaks who don’t know shit about being poor and being around family who wont help you with anything since youre of legal age. please and thank you.
hello everyone! my name is sahn and im a disabled black trans person in need of help. I will be 19 in august. I’ve been looking for a job with no luck and i desperately need to save up money because i have to leave my abusive home and i dont want to be out on the streets with nothing under my belt. i will soon be starting make up commissions to try and save up money also while still looking for jobs. all i am asking right now is for a bit of financial help for when i do leave which may be once my 4 year old sister begins school this year because right now i am the primary caretaker of her while my mom and her dad work on weekdays and there will be no one to take care of her if i leave before then.
my paypal is https://www.paypal.me/KolasiMitera
my cash app is $KolasiMitera
please reblog and donate if you can ! even the smallest amount will help, thank you !
I don’t have insurance or money to pay for the help I’m getting here. If anyone can donate to me so I don’t have to worry about this while I try to recover. I have a UTI and a stomach virus that’s been ruinning me for 20 days now and it keeps me up all night. I’m exhausted and weak and I really need help I just feel so guilty bc I’m too poor to pay for anything.
My cash.me is cash.me/$fropy
My PayPal.me is PayPal.me/fropy
Please don’t send me hate, I’m just a sick person that needs help.
I’m back in the ER, please send me hope.
I got misdiagnosed, so the medication I was being given just made me feel worse but now that I’m not taking it I’m doing so much better… I had 3 fucking blood tests done on me and 2 cat scans (idfk if that’s how it’s spelled) all for a misdiagnosis…. And now I have no idea how much I have to pay but I’m pretty sure it’s above $1,500… I don’t have that money…
I’m going to an actual doctor today and I’ve barely gotten any donations, please help me
I’m getting kicked out from where I’m staying, please help me, I don’t know what to do.. I’m just panicking……
I’m staying with some family for now and they’re doing to try to help us find our own place but they’re low income and it might take a while, I’m going to try to get my hospital bills forgiven but idk if I can do that bc I’m und*cumented.. Thank you to anyone that has donated, it fills me with hope
im spencer, a 19 year old trans lesbian with type 1 diabetes. i really hate doing this but after a mixup with my insurance my family and i were recently billed around $2300 for my insulin with no easy way to pay for it and now we need help. i do have a job before you get nasty and tell me to get one, but it’s just above minimum wage and i wont get paid for a few weeks
you can help us out by donating here or reblogging this post. anything at all helps. thank you.
Hey everyone! Nicky here! This is a donation post, I should have made this a while ago but anxiety basically kept me away and honestly I have a very hard time asking for help in general.
I have been out of college for almost a year now, sometime in August of last year while trying to sign up for more classes at my college for Fall Semester I was hit with one you might call a 399 review for the Financial Aid office. While I didn’t think much of it at first it ended up being a lot more serious than I realized. I was told there was some conflicting information in my FASFA and as a result i would not only be unable to enroll in more classes (as well as being able to transfer elsewhere since they’ve withheld my transcript) I would have to pay the amount of about two semesters at this college.
They were unable to tell me just what info conflicted as the money was already spent on the classes I took. They will not compromise on this balance and there are no payment arrangements i can make or even the possibility of still attending classes while paying it off. In order to continue with my degree I must pay the entire amount.
So far I’ve been able to collect about $1400 however that still leave the rest of the bill. I’ll screenshot what I owe below:
that would leave me with about $1081.45 left to pay. I also more screenshots of the bills:
I also have an obligations balance which also seems to have collected some interest over time, there was no way at the time that I could pay these bills in order to keep it from going into collections as I had no job at the time. Originally the bill was $1909 until the Obligations came through.
Right now I’m taking commissions ( you can read about that here: http://novathot.tumblr.com/post/175219163252/im-taking-commisions ) as well as doing a payment plan of sorts to pay off the rest of the amount. Any help given would be highly appreciated as I have other responsibilities I have to pay for monthly (Rent, Internet, food). This bill has caused me quite a bit of anxiety and trouble and i would also like to get back into school as soon as possible to try and finish my degree.
Thank you to everyone who has donated so far!
You can donate through my paypal or my cash.me here:
im remaking this post because the other one didnt really get any attention.
my dad died suddenly when his cancer came back and left my physically disabled mom in massive debt.
MORE INFO HERE: gofundme
[paypal.me] or my paypal email: phyxate123@gmail.com
my cashapp is $kouha
donating via paypal or cashapp will avoid the fee gofundme takes out of donations.
Hey everyone! Nicky here! This is a donation post, I should have made this a while ago but anxiety basically kept me away and honestly I have a very hard time asking for help in general.
I have been out of college for almost a year now, sometime in August of last year while trying to sign up for more classes at my college for Fall Semester I was hit with one you might call a 399 review for the Financial Aid office. While I didn’t think much of it at first it ended up being a lot more serious than I realized. I was told there was some conflicting information in my FASFA and as a result i would not only be unable to enroll in more classes (as well as being able to transfer elsewhere since they’ve withheld my transcript) I would have to pay the amount of about two semesters at this college.
They were unable to tell me just what info conflicted as the money was already spent on the classes I took. They will not compromise on this balance and there are no payment arrangements i can make or even the possibility of still attending classes while paying it off. In order to continue with my degree I must pay the entire amount.
So far I’ve been able to collect about $1400 however that still leave the rest of the bill. I’ll screenshot what I owe below:
that would leave me with about $1081.45 left to pay. I also more screenshots of the bills:
I also have an obligations balance which also seems to have collected some interest over time, there was no way at the time that I could pay these bills in order to keep it from going into collections as I had no job at the time. Originally the bill was $1909 until the Obligations came through.
Right now I’m taking commissions ( you can read about that here: http://novathot.tumblr.com/post/175219163252/im-taking-commisions ) as well as doing a payment plan of sorts to pay off the rest of the amount. Any help given would be highly appreciated as I have other responsibilities I have to pay for monthly (Rent, Internet, food). This bill has caused me quite a bit of anxiety and trouble and i would also like to get back into school as soon as possible to try and finish my degree.
Thank you to everyone who has donated so far!
You can donate through my paypal or my cash.me here:
those “sharpest [material] kitchen knife in the world” videos. i click on em . i know whats gonna happen. the youtuber is gonna process the material over and over again then refrigerate it then cut it into a knife shape and sharpen it with finer and finer sandpaper. and the whole time theyre gonna be using those cow-shaped porcelain kitchen vessels. but here i am. for 15 minutes at a time. every time. and at the end when the knife is sharp. my mind will still be blown
Hey everyone, this is Mod H. You all have really helped me this past week and I know this isn’t enough to make up for helping us with our bill but I will be having a small giveaway from now until sometime Monday afternoon whenever I’m done working.
All you need to do to enter is leave a like or reblog on this post, and if you donated to my donation post please leave a comment and I’ll enter your username in the raffle 5 times. This is what you will win:
Trumpets from the Islands of their Eviction is a book that combines the works of Puerto Rican-American poet Martín Espada. The Karl Marx book features Wage-Labor and Capital, and Value, Price, and Profit. There are also 4 leftist zines including Revolutionary Praxis: From Past to Present, From Ferguson to Oakland, Voting VS Direct Action, and To Change Everything: An Anarchist Appeal.
Thanks again!
booooooks
