By Anke Grunow

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

i’ve spent my whole life chasing this high

i don’t even know what to do. every single day i don’t even know what to do

You'll never have music taste as impeccable as whoever the fuck was in charge of the Shrek soundtrack.

Movements // Daylily

listening to this podcast about how the french are culturally mandated to take a 1 to 2 hour lunch break away from the workplace during which its looked down upon to talk about work. which is unfortunately the sexiest thing ive ever heard

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck

The last thing my dream brain said to me before I woke up this morning was “Toblerone snake.”

So, uh… here you go.

Writing Prompt

They thought that they were filling out a Mad Libs story. They didn’t realize that they were actually writing out their future.

I am a walking mad libs game

2020 be like…