always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

thats illegal, you d*mb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also it’s only illegal in 5 states. It ain’t the US flag.

“My parents spanked me and I turned out ok!”

Well, actually you think that its ok to hit children.

So maybe you didn’t turn out as “ok” as you think you did. 

Care to explain how non-traumatic physical discipline is wrong?

why do u think beatin children is okay tf is wrong w u lmao

Where in my post did I condone beating children?

“why do u condemn people hurting their children and hitting them if theyre doin it “for discipline” uwu”

If you put something in quotes, it has to be something I actually typed or said.

My parents spanked, not hit, me and I turned out fine. They always explained why and never did it in anger if they were still angry they made the other parent do it. They also used a ping pong paddle so my small five year old brain wouldn’t connect there hands with pain

The American Academy of Pediatrics and The American Psychological Association oppose striking a child or adolescent for any reason.

35 developed nations have banned corporal punishment at home.

Children who were physically punished were more likely to endorse hitting as a means of resolving their conflicts with peers and siblings.

As 5-year-olds, the children who had been spanked were more likely than the nonspanked to be defiant, demand immediate satisfaction of their wants and needs, become frustrated easily, have temper tantrums and lash out physically against other people or animals.

2- to 4-year-olds who were spanked scored 5 points lower on the IQ test than those not spanked. For children ages 5 to 9, the spanked ones scored on average 2.8 points lower than their unspanked counterparts.

Participants who experienced physical punishment were 59 percent more likely to have alcohol dependence, 41 percent more like to have depression and 24 percent more likely to have panic disorder, compared with those who received no physical punishments.

If your parents spanked you as a primary form of punishment and you turned out fine, it is DESPITE what your parents did to you, not BECAUSE of it. 

And again, if you think it’s ok to hit a child instead of literally any other way to teach them rules, then maybe you aren’t as fine as you insist. 

“Care to explain how non-traumatic physical discipline is wrong?”

Care to prove that it’s genuinely and universally “non-traumatic”?  (My next request is that you show spanking actually works, that it’s more effective than non-physical discipline methods, but no worries, I know you’ll never get that far.)

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

I just lost 6 followers for pointing out that there aren’t a lot of women in lord of the rings. I lost more followers than there are speaking female characters in the nine hours of lord of the rings

Things The Signs Aren’t Good At

ARIES: resisting impulsive urges, controlling their attitude TAURUS: resisting the urge to buy items they find aesthetically pleasing, thinking fast GEMINI: keeping their mouth shut, talking about their emotions CANCER: not jumping to conclusions, controlling their mood swings LEO: listening to the advice of others, owning up to their issues VIRGO: receiving criticism, accepting changes LIBRA: saying “no”, making decisions SCORPIO: opening up about their feelings, letting go of the past SAGITTARIUS: committing to a project, replying to messages CAPRICORN: relaxing, expressing themselves AQUARIUS: connecting with others emotionally, living in routine PISCES: accepting reality, staying calm

*puts octopus on head* aesthetic

I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there is i swear to god

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

This Hotel’s Policy Is Priceless

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

BEST ADOPTED MUM

if you don’t follow matthew gray gubler on twitter, then you’re missing out

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

“I love you.” “I love you too.”

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama

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