hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore

(this list is only for high energy and/or weird songs!! so if ur voting for one left off it should fit that trend :3)

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

[ID: a gif set that says “it’s gonna be may.” /end ID]

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

w. what the fuck is the incest fandom

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

now are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

when ever I start hearing the horns of the apocalypse I just say out loud to myself "the tumpet. bwaaa" and it makes me feel better every time

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

When people say "defund the police is too scary" ask them how scary this graphic is and ask if the funding police get correlates to the conditions in the city or if that same money would be better off reallocated to... Let's say a fucking library

I couldn’t sleep until I drew this

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

Happy 10 year anniversary Dashcon announcement I guess

Perchik could die dramatically on the barricades with his fellow student revolutionaries, but Enjolras absolutely could not gender desegregate a Jewish shtetl wedding to dance with a girl so smitten with him and his ideals that she followed him into literal Siberian exile, so even on this Les Amis fansite this matchup rightfully goes to Fiddler.

This might be my favorite submission so far

1999 truly said Bangers Only

Fantasy authors are now banned from titling their books anything to do with crowns, thorns, precious metals, roses, blood or bones. You hauve to think of something else now.

Less than two days left!