OKAY BUT u know what really sucks………….. when ur simply a quiet person and u have to constantly hear ppl say “just get out of ur shell!!!!! let ur hair down once in a while!!! :) dont be afraid to be you!!!! :)” like…………… i am being me………quiet ….. like……… thats me………..
officer: you have one last meal, what do you want
me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for
This guy loves this job!
This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol
im wheezing omg
2018 really tried to kill me but I found out I can’t die
When u fly lol
me on a $3 spirit airlines flight
i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or
immortal fae are just like that
if you only have time for one video, make it this one
2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.
1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.
You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.
2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will
congrats OP this is literally the only grinch post i’ll ever reblog
i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
This is a baby asking this to other babies
solved that problem
THE LAW OF ATTRACTION IS REAL AF. U DONT HAVE TO “THINK POSITIVE” EVERYDAY, THAT SHIT AINT REALISTIC. JUST REMEMBER TO ALIGN UR THOUGHTS W/ WHAT UR TRYNA ACHIEVE & THE UNIVERSE WILL MATCH U TENFOLD.
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