if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather
A. explore a black hole
B. explore the entire ocean
me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks
me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks
my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time
bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too
am i constantly tired? yes.
but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.
weird ant with 3 cookies all to himself? What a greedy little slut… Look at his strength… So great.. So powerful…
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
You know when your pet falls asleep on you and you don’t move because you don’t want to wake them? This is what this dog is doing with the cat and I don’t know how much more of this I can handle
My sims threw and party and invited a few guests and one guest showed up in this…
me
living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!
I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again
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