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halcyonbro

@halcyonbro

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

THST DREAM IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SONETHING BRO

To be honest, you’re the only one i’ve ever spent this much time and effort on.

what she says: im fine.
what she means: first of all, where the fuck is the heathens music video i havent slept because if they drop it when im asleep, i will fight the heavens. secondly josh dun is now 28 what the fuck how do i react i havent slept in three days help me.

In court

Me: Judge please remind me why I'm here
Judge: You were blasting Twenty One Pilots in your bathroom and you wouldn't turn it down when the neighbors complained.
Me: And who are you?
Judge: The Judg- Hoe don't do it
Me: YOU'RE THE JUDGE OH NO SET ME FREEEEEEEEEEEEE