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Your Local Gothic Heroine

@halalgirlmeg

Kaylan, 27, Black Muslim/ Romantique Gothique Bad Bitch/ Writer/ Equal Opportunity Lover/ Abbott Elementary Fan #1

My fatal flaw is reading one page of a book and adding it to my currently reading on goodreads and never removing it until I'm done

Been fighting my family to get a cat since I was nine and I'm almost 30, loving cats is hard in this world

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okay hiii my friend's scooty got in a terrible accident because of somebody else and we need to repair it asap because she needs it to go to her job and all ..... so we're trying to get stuff . we have contributed whatever but the remaining goal is like 45dollars ish . here's my Ko fi

i am willing to send receipts and photo proof as well . thank u thank u

again, u can commision me for assignments and proofreading etc whatever whatever take care mwah

Someone in the year 2035: damn the Mattel Barbie drone factory sponsored by Amazon sure is bad and maybe we shouldn’t repost their memes

Very smart people: oh so you hate women? So we can no longer have fun? So because the drones kill people we can’t have a good time? We didn’t learn about how drones kill people in USamerican schools. So people can’t have fun anymore? What if that’s the last fun thing in the world, would it be okay to do it? It’s actually revolutionary to give money to the Mattel Barbie drone factory sponsored by Amazon because it’s basically intersectional and reposting memes from the drone factory is the only way I can express myself and I guess people can’t have fun anymore 🙄

ocean vuong’s writing is fundamentally shaped by his experience as a q/ueer vietnamese refugee and he treats it with the richness and complexity it deserves. if your understanding of his poetry is primarily through snippets and quotes on the internet extracted from this larger context, or you’ve had limited engagement with a full body of his work, and esp if you’re white, you have no right to call it or him overrated or clichéd. he is an extremely skilled poet if you’ve actually read all of night sky with exit wounds (his debut poetry book), but gets nowhere near the level of earnest engagement with his poems as richard siken or frank o’hara does by so-called fans. even if his style isn’t to your taste, you can’t ignore the way his poetry has been deliberately fragmented and truncated to fit the tastes & bandwidth of white (anti-)intellectualism

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the structural goal of lesbian media representation is to make being a dyke look as unappealing as possible. u have cops u have bullies u have blandly feminine white women pecking dispassionately it's so disconnected to the vital pulse of lesbian existence that's sexy and subversive and iconoclastic and countercultural. they can't show real lesbians because too many of them are fat communists and look good doing it

FLUORESENSITIVE / YAH YAH SCHOLFIELD WRITING COMMISSIONS

Hiiii, so it’s me, it’s Yah Yah Fluoresensitive and I’m doing another commissions post, yeah, because writing is my livelihood and I am not living! I currently have five available slots, and I’d like to get them filled pretty quickly.

I am offering, for your pleasures, flash fiction and short stories, meaning pieces up to 10,000 words. As I am primarily a horror + speculative fiction + scifi + fantasy author, I’d like to stay in my wheelhouse, but I can be talked into romance, mystery, thrillers and the like. All you have to bring to me is a word count, a general mood and plot be it a sentence or a whole page, and I’ll be off!!

IF YOU’RE INTERESTED IN A PIECE, CONTACT ME THROUGH DMs OR THROUGH MY PROFESSIONAL EMAIL (AVAILABLE ON REQUEST)

PRICING
  • I’m doing standard industry pricing for intermediate freelance writers, which is $0.10 per word! Tips are appreciated but not expected.
  • If I write over your requested amount I won’t charge extra! Sometimes the inspiration takes me and I go way off the beaten course! But, like I said… a tip never hurts!
  • I prefer to take my payment after I’m through with your commission. I have some pretty wack ADHD, and I’d hate to have snatched your money when I know my brain is liable to play tricks. That being said, I probably won’t take longer a week, two weeks to finish a piece!
EVERYTHING ELSE:
  • I won’t be doing any fanfiction ( for established fandoms I mean; original characters you want me to mush together is fine!).
  • I don’t mind writing smut, but reserve the right to turn down any commission.
  • I won’t be writing any  any pedophilic content, inc*st, r*pe, abuse, assault of any kind. No amount of money will make me change my mind.

if you don’t wanna give me money for nothing (lame!), you can support my art by hiring me to do a writing commission! all slots are empty!

I’ve got three other slots open!!!