in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,
this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure
please do not forget your smash mouth
Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up
“Wenn du das jemals lesen solltest, dann bitte ich dich, das, wenn du an mich denkst, immer lächelst. Ich will nicht, dass du wegen mir weinst, weil das auch du nicht verdient hast. Ich will, dass du immer gut von mir sprichst und mich vor anderen verteidigst, so wie ich es immer tat, obwohl du so zu mir warst. Ich möchte, dass du dafür sorgst, dass ich nicht vergessen werde.. das man sich wenigstens in meiner Umgebung noch eine Zeit daran erinnert wer ich war. Ich weiß, es wird schwer sein aber das ist das, was ich will, wenn du das hier lesen solltest. Bitte erfülle mir wenigstens diesen einen Wunsch, da die anderen nicht möglich waren.”
— verbautezukunft (via verbautezukunft)
“Liebe ist das einzige Märchen das nicht mit “Es war einmal” anfängt, sondern damit aufhört.”
— (via gedankenlyrik)
the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since
same energy
bless y’all
bonus:
Lance butters
life is hard for this dog
how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave to a dog
A mini babybel is a semi-hard cheese encased in a colored wax with an outer cellophane wrapper, placed in a netted bag. To reach the cheese you must unravel three layers; the netted bag, cellophane wrap, and colored wax. Tell me, Will…what shall I find when I peel back your layers? Will I find something satiating? A rewarding and delicious journey, inevitably leading to your demise, but my fulfillment?? Or am I to uncover your true self and set you free, unimpeded from that which binds you?
One saiyan saga Vegeta
one buu saga gohan
One comics Wolverine.
i was today years old when i learned hugh jackman is nearly a foot taller than comics wolverine
I am 20 bricks tall.
I’m 0.953125 Abraham Lincoln
Turned up nose, turned down hose, flapper? Yessir, one of those.
Ohne Licht, fehlt mir die Kraft,
aufzustehen, rauszugehen,
Kriege nichts geschafft,
Liege wieder viel zu oft wach,
denn du bist mein Licht,
doch leuchtest nur aus der Ferne,
doch bist du bei mir, kollidieren wir wie Sterne.
i don’t know if elephants understand politics but i Highly doubt they would be republicans
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
being
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
people
horny lesbians grossfam please discuss
Faggots be scared of strong women
weird, you don’t seem that scared to me? 🤔
that painting of dante and virgil where they look like they’ve accidentally walked into a gay bath house
“YOU SAID THIS WAS A GYM”
Everytime I look at the devil in the background I fucking laugh.
