pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

I love surprises

the thought of me having sex: nice

the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

This is a call out.

Both are good!

Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

Who showers in their underwear?

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

@westernsocietyfucked100years address this

meirl

Hey Tumblr don’t get offended but ummm… party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time

https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/

It’s okay!  He just got really fluffy

Racist white women after they tell you they have a Black boyfriend 

hey atheists

When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway 

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

I don’t y'all understand how funny this is 😭😭 I’m crying !!

what the fuck

the fucking end

Nigga

what cartoon this from