holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror
i want what david cronenberg has
Basically this is the best way to watch star trek
— My Adventures With Superman "My Interview with Superman"
every girl should be given a 6tb hard drive for free so she can store her little collection of illegally obtained 4k ultra hd movies
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
You know the show’s good when it gets Batman fans jealous enough to start trying to get him inserted into it in under four episodes.
why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
